My improv friend just killed himself in a scene and decided this is how his corpse lays.
"There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight…"
Whatisabackslash is officially obsessed with emojis
he’s using two now?
This is a delicious mix.
ya I was pretty good at those multiplication table things too
I can’t even remember which lightswitch turns off my fan…
Reblog for the gifs
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
effie trinket was in so much pain over katniss and peeta going back to the hunger games in fact you could say she was in mahagony
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
This is scary accurate
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST FINISH YOUR ESSAY
- you guys are allowed to send me messages
- you’re allowed to just say hi
- feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
- you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
- don’t be afraid to be off anon
- you can talk to me
- i like talking to you guys
- i dont bite
the internet is full of lies and gay porn
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